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THE CICADAS

FISH'S LAW II Some weeks are just bad. First the lawn mower breaks and it will take two weeks to get the part. Next the brush hog does not want to chop brush. Fish will just go fishing. That should be no problem. After getting to the water Fish discovered he had brought no ice for the fish cooler and had not brought anything to drink. Soda pops only for Fish. No big deal the fish were biting like crazy and after about 2 hours Fish had all the Crappie he wanted. So fish switched to Bluegill. After catching about 10 or 12 Bluegill Fish simply went to cast his rod and reel and it flew out of his hand about $90.00 worth laying on the bottom of the fishing hole. Fish just dumped the rest of his bait and got ready to go home. As Fish got home it started to rain, so in the house leave the fish on the ice Fish had bought on the way home. AFTER taking an afternoon nap Fish started to clean the fish. Again here comes the rain, it is not a good thing to use an electric fillet knife in the rain. So fish went in the house and got his old hand knife. Back out the rain stopped so back to the electric knife. As Fish was getting almost done he heard a buzzing sounded like an electric short. Fish is getting worried but can't see or smell anything. Finally got the fish all cleaned and took the old hand knives and put them up. As soon as Fish stepped under the stairs, that is where they are stored, Fish heard the buzzing again. Stepped out didn't hear it stepped back under the stairs heard it again. After doing this several times Fish finally gave up. Walking out into the kitchen fish heard the buzzing again. Well guess Fish got the phone wet so started taking things out of his pockets. Fish could find nothing anyplace EXCEPT A  CICADA  ON HIS SHOULDER!!! We HAVE Trillions here.