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FISH'S LAWS FOR CORRECTIONAL OFFICERS

Neck ties serve no purpose just decoration.

Every uniform style change is designed to be hotter in summer and colder in winter.

The only time the major will inspect is when you had a flat tire on the way to work.

It will never rain until your days off.

The coffee pot breaks down when needed most.

It will always rain or be cold on your day at the firing range.

Just when you finally got it figured out the policy will change.

The con's will fight when you have the least experienced officers with you.

If you see the big man coming the shit is about to hit the fan.

The maintenance man is either not home, on the net ,or you haved called the wrong one.

All emergency trips will happen five minutes after shift change.

Training will be scheduled at the same time that the head office will schedule mandatory training.

Never seems to snow on the shift before you thats why the walks are not clean.

You get so paranoid about blood spills you hate to see your own.

These are  just a few of Fish's Laws but inspite of them we still manage to wear the uniform proudly.Thank you for stopping by.

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