MISADVENTURE'S OF FISH II

Come listen to my story about a man named Fish who climbed up a ladder and fell on his tush or so he thought!!! Fish,s oldest son comes down every November to try to catch more fish than Fish. So on a bright sunny beautiful November 9 day Fish was trying to get everything done so there would be no interruptions during the fishing trip. Fish took a extension ladder and ran it up shook it to make sure it was locked, then climbed up on the ladder. Well it wasn't high enough so Fish started down well guess what it wasn't locked. You can only ride a ladder down so far. Guess what it was on cement so Fish didn't want to land on the cement so he bailed off the ladder. Guess what?

He didn't land on the cement but hit the dirt Fish felt his left leg riding the ladder down on every rung. No big deal guess he sprung his ankle Fish thought. Well first Fish had to get into his big truck and go home and get his Blazer and his crutches that he just happened to have. Then on to the local hospital to get it fixed just a bandage and a pain pill and back home Fish figured. Wrong the stinking Doctor ,and Fish means stinking as in bad body odor, the Doctor said after looking seems as Fish had a minor crack in his leg and needed to go to another hospital that has a specialist. Well now how to get to the hospital about 40 miles away? First Fish had to go back home to get some cigarettes and put his pistol in the big blue truck, then on to the hospital well after getting there Fish had to park bout ½ a block from the Emergency room entrance. No big deal I won't be here long.

Into the emergency room they were waiting, more x-rays. The Doctor finally came out about 3 oclock and said no big deal we will keep you over night and tomorrow we will make a small incision put in a screw and you can drive home heh not bad huh? Well next thing Fish knows he is going down and getting a cat scan on his ankle. Guess what now the Doctor has changed his mind and is talking about major surgery bone graft and fusing the ankle AHHHH what a day. But Fish got by with 3 pins and 2 screws not bad.         And what was the biggest kicker of all????????              THE OPERATION WAS ON FISH'S BIRTHDAY

And guess what Fish thought that was the end of the story but not to be. About Dec. the 9th Fish got what he thought was muscle cramps in his leg. Well on his visit the the Dr. on the 20th of Dec. they decided he had a BLOOD CLOT in his leg. So back to the hospital another 5 days. But guess what while Fish was in the hospital they had a record snow fall as much as 24 inches in places. After a multiple amount of shots in the tummy Fish made it home Christmas eve. Ah all is well.Nope on the 30th of Dec. another operation!The Dr. done a skin graft to Fish's left ankle. It sems when you break somehing you get break blisters. Well of course Fish got one humongus blister that would'nt heal and that was the reason for the skin graft.

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A man took his dog to the Vet. He said, "Doctor, I think my dog is dead." The Vet told him to put the dog on the table and then left the room. Soon he came back with a cat. The cat sniffed the dogs ears, his nose and then walked all over him. The Vet said, "Yep, your dog is dead. That will be $500 and $35 dollars." The man said, "$500 and $35 dollars! What for?" The Vet said, "$35 for the office visit and $500 for the cat scan."