SOMETIMES WHEN LIFE REALLY GETS ROUGH WE JUST NEED TO SIT BACK AND SMILE A WHILE. BELOW ARE SOME OF THE TIMES THAT FISH HAS JUST HAD TO SMILE A WHILE. I HOPE YOU ENJOY SMILING WITH FISH!!
1. WHEN YOUR WIFE HAS JUST RUN OFF WITH A BOY WHO JUST TURNED 18 AND SHE WAS 28 . WE NEVER KNOW SOMETIMES WHAT DISGUISE BLESSINGS COME IN. IT IS TIME TO SMILE A WHILE!!
2.WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF OUT OF TOWN AND YOU FORGET TO BRING ANY CLEAN UNDERWEAR , IT IS TIME TO SMILE A WHILE!!
3. YOU JUST WENT AND BOUGHT THE SOUND TRACK TO "OH BROTHER WHERE ART THOU." AND A SONY WALK MAN SO YOU COULD LISTEN TO IT ON THE WAY HOME. BUT YOU GET OUT TO THE CAR AND FIND OUT YOU HAVE "NO" CASSETTE PLAYER. IT IS TIME TO SMILE A WHILE!!
4. YOUR SON JUST DROPED A GOOD ROD AND REEL INTO THE DEEP WATER. IT IS TIME TO SMILE A WHILE!!
5. FINALLY YOU GOT THE LAWN MOWER RUNNING GREAT AND FIND OUT IT HAD BEEN RAN INTO THE POND IN 15 FEET OF WATER. YEP GOT IT OUT AND IT RAN GREAT, AFTER A LITTLE MAINTENANCE. IT IS TIME TO SMLE AWHILE!!
6.LITTLE NEIGHBOR BOY CAME RUNNING INTO THE HOUSE AND YELLING "SISSY IS THROWING ROCKS AT YOUR CAR! " IT IS TIME TO SMILE A WHILE!!
7. YOU GO INTO WORK AND YOUR BOSS TELLS YOU "HEY YOU ARE GOING TO MIDNIGHTS." IT IS TIME TO SMILE A WHILE!!
8. YOU ARE AWAY FROM HOME AND WANT TO FIND THE PONDEROSSA. YOU ASK A LOCAL FOR DIRECTIONS THEY TELL YOU "IT'S JUST DOWN THE ROAD BUT IT BURNED DOWN TWO WEEKS AGO!!" IT'S TIME TO SMILE AWHILE!!
9.GETTING READY TO TAKE YOUR LADY OUT FOR DINNER. HOP IN THE SHOWER SMILES ON YOUR FACE GRAB THE SHAMPOO, WONDER WHY IT DOESN'T LATHER ? LOOK IN THE MIRROR WHAT DO YOU SEE?? SHINNING HAIR OOPS USED BODY LOTION. IT IS TIME TO SMILE A WHILE!!
10. THIS LAST ONE FISH HAD TO BORROW FROM A FRIEND ,AND AN OFFICER WHO WORKS FOR HIM. IT REALLY IS A TIME WHEN ONE CAN GET FRUSTRATED.. WHILE SHE WAS WORKING SHAKEDOWN A FEMALE VISITOR MAKES THIS REMARK TO HER." I LOVE THE WAY YOU PAT ME DOWN IT TURNS ME ON I HAVENT HAD ANY FOR A WHILE !!" IT IS TIME TO SMILE WHILE!!
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